Hello there. I’m here to candidly talk to you about virtual reality porn. Like many of you reading this right now, I’ve been a fan of porn for a long time. Like you, I’ve watched the advancements porn has made over the years. Like you, I suffered through the Dark Ages of VHS tapes, swiping my dad’s porno mags to watching all the porn I want on sites like the one you’re on right now. Don’t get me wrong, today’s porn is good but unlike you, I actually work in the porn industry so I’ve been lucky enough to experience firsthand the awesome power of true VR porn. And it is beyond great.
So what you’re seeing above is just a small taste of 3D. Remember, this is not even remotely close to what real VR porn looks like.
Hey, hey! Over here! So back to what I was saying. There are still some of you out there who haven’t plugged yourself into the sex matrix and seen it for ourselves.
Maybe you think the technology isn’t there yet (it is). Maybe you think trying VR porn is too difficult (it’s not). Maybe you think VR porn isn’t as exciting or immersive as the trend would have you believe (you’re wrong). Or maybe you’re an uppity hipster who thinks VR porn is just a passing trend (oh believe me, it’s not).
I hope after reading this, you’ll change your mind and take the first couple easy steps to experiencing the most transcendent erotic porn ever. And like the matrix, when it comes to VR porn, you really have to see it to believe it. Look, buddy, I’m not writing this for my health. I’m writing this because it’s something I’m passionate about. I’m writing this because it’s 2016 and nobody in the goddamn world, save for a few tech blog sites, is talking about how just utterly mind-blowing VR porn is. I’m writing this for you because VR porn is too awesome of a secret not to share.
It’s about time you lost your VRginity. And I’m going to tell you how to do it in the easiest way possible.
What You Will Need:
- Internet Access
- Mobile Phone
- Cheap VR Headset
Step 1: Getting a VR headset
Yes, you will need a VR headset to watch and experience VR porn. Since you’re a newbie, at minimum, you’re going to need the Google Cardboard. Sure, you could always go all out and spend hundreds of dollars for the elite hardware like the Oculus Rift, HTC Vive or even the Samsung Gear VR, but you’re a newbie and I promised you I’d tell you how to experience VR in the easiest way possible.
15 dollars. Are you willing to spend $15 and buy yourself a Google Cardboard? It’s by far the cheapest VR headset on the market. But please keep in mind that Google’s Cardboard will only give you just a small glimpse into what VR porn can really do. Okay, think about it this way. It’s like buying an old Nintendo to experience what video games are like. It’s all fine and good until you get to play with the Xbox One or a PlayStation 4.
Step 2: How to Find Free VR Porn
In case you didn’t know, Porn.com already has LOADS of free VR porn previews in our own category. Here’s how to find it!
Take your phone and visit this link: www.Porn.com/videos/vr
Now you’ll see our lovely library of free VR porn clips.
You’re almost there.
3.) Setting Up Your Mobile Phone with your Google Cardboard Headset
Select a VR porn you would like to watch. Then, turn your phone sideways.
In the phone’s browser, click on the Google Cardboard symbol. After that, the video should split into two separate screens like this:
Here’s the final step.
Place your phone inside the Google Cardboard headset. It should look like this:
That’s it. Now go ahead and move your head around. Look up, down, left and right. Use the tabs on the side of the cardboard headset to adjust your vision until it feels right for you.
**Remember, the Google Cardboard is the beginner level’s choice for virtual reality porn. What you are seeing is just a taste of VR. If you get better quality headsets like the Oculus Rift, HTC Vive or the Samsung Gear VR, it will look a thousand times better!
Virtual reality porn isn’t everything. It’s the only thing.